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It's Mah Crouchiebung's 31st today!! Oblig picspam is bloody oblig, no mata how busy I am


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Allo. I come bringing gifts! If by gifts you meant crappy photos of articles pertaining to random things to do with the England NT, and Peter Crouch =)


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When rioters targeted Aaron Biber's barber's shop in Tottenham, they stole the hairdryers, smashed the shop up and broke the windows. However of the things they chose to leave behind, one was a signed photo of England footballer Peter Crouch.


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Gay men have voted Steven Gerrard the "hottest player" in the Premier League.

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^^the title is indeed an allusion to his supposed chubbiness, but idgaf, he's flawless to me. You never #needtodietpills, Lamps!

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